It was not a situation I walked into without trepidation, and though I’m no supporter of American politics, I did acknowledge that there were older people walking around me every day that had once suffered and lost loved ones as they fought tooth and nail with soldiers who walked and talked just like me.

Perhaps the most interesting stop I made in North Vietnam was my visit to the POW prison in Hanoi, once sarcastically referred to by prisoners as the “Hanoi Hilton.” The “Hilton” was a prison built by the French to initially hold Vietnamese Resistance fighters, but after the French were pushed back out of the country, the prison was taken over by the Vietnamese.

Much of the museum that exists there now highlights the oppression and torture instigated on the Vietnamese prisoners by the French. Those exhibits alone offered a very humbling experience.

But there were also two rooms set up to discuss the American POW experience. For me, this was a huge lesson in propaganda as I checked out the displays and videos illustrating what the North Vietnamese teach their people about what went on there – a picture of American war prisoners basically living in a summer camp, is what it seemed like, and the fact that they sarcastically called it the “Hanoi Hilton” was even used to support this claim.

The exhibit also portrayed a war where the North and South of Vietnam were fighting together at the front lines against America, which creates a stark contrast with what the rest of the world is told.

Knowing the history of what really went on in those dark claustrophobic rooms, I found it offensive that the people are still taught this to this day. And again, this comes from someone who is no big supporter of American politics.

This theme of propaganda and North Vietnam’s grip on its people played out through much of my trip. I met former refugees who had spent 20 day boat trips across the ocean, fleeing oppression in the beginning of the war, only to be sent back by the Chinese government years later and thrown in prison. Even today, one man told me, he couldn’t wait to have another chance to escape.

While the Vietnamese War was certainly a controversial subject at the time and mostly people just wanted the troops to come home, thinking we had no business there, it’s important to realize that there were real reasons for America to be weary of the communist government at that time. The reality of this is the citizens who even to this day whisper to foreigners about change, about blocked Facebook, corruption, about fears of jail and worse if they talk against the government.

By no means am I saying my own government is perfect, but I am saying that traveling to other places sometimes makes me realize just how easy I have it compared to others…

But what was most illuminating to me about travel in Vietnam was what I learned about humanity and the ability of humans to forgive. To sit in an orchard with an elder, a man still wearing his old military helmet and army fatigues, and eating fruit with him without a word of the wars our country once fought, to me that is a learning experience in itself.

Ditto the conversations with younger people, my age, who were not alive during the war. Who have lived their whole lives with false ideas still find the curiosity to ask me “why?” And the not having the ability to tell them not only because it would be dangerous for me to do so within Vietnamese borders (likely more so for them than myself) but also because I am not so sure of the answer myself.

If you are American as well and decide to visit Vietnam, especially in the North, don’t ask people questions about the war. Let them ask you. And even then, never be too opinionated or even supportive of their own criticisms of their government. I think you’ll find the best, and safest, skill you can have is that of a good listener.

Seek to understand rather than teach. Seek to experience rather than thoroughly discuss.

I for one was not overly-enthusiastic about everything I experienced in Vietnam, but I do plan to go back. Not because I want to collect stories about being scammed or collect stories about historical sites where people died, but because I too want to know why countries do the things they do – and that applies equally to what the government there does to the people today as to what America and Vietnam did to each other once upon a time.

And mostly, I seek knowledge of the human spirit not only to endure through war by creating fortresses beneath the Earth, entire hospitals and networks of tunnels, but also of the ability for humans to seek understanding and forgiveness through simple human conversation.

By far one of the most beautiful landscapes on Earth can be savored while sitting on the deck of a boat in “Descending Dragon Bay,” otherwise known as Halong Bay, off the coast of North Vietnam. A beautiful ocean landscape, Halong Bay is riddled with the kind of limestone karsts you find jutting out of the waters in Krabi, Thailand – only it is said to be even more dramatic and otherworldly.

You float along on boats designed to replicate ancient Chinese junks, gaping at the looming towers of jungle-covered rock, and I must admit it is one of the more humbling experiences of a lifetime.

But traveling in Halong Bay can be a jading travel experience due to the extreme commercialism going on there. It has become one of the major stops on the southeast Asian backpacking trail – couple that with the often “money-grubbing” attitude of many tourist-industry locals towards foreigners and you’ve got a situation where people are herded through like cattle with little thought to whether they are enjoying themselves or having a good time.

So is this monumental landscape still worth the trouble then? It can be if you follow these tips to maintain your sanity en-route.

1. Know What to Expect

First off, the treatment of tourists in Halong Bay comes served at its most sour when you don’t realize what you’re getting yourself into. Your tour guides back in the big city will likely pump you up by selling you a vision of a peaceful bay tour with people waiting on you hand and foot, but that’s not how things really go down.

So visit the place because the scenery is out of this world, but realize that there will be challenges involved. Prepare yourself mentally.

2. Do Your Research and Pay Extra

As in many places in Vietnam, I uncharacteristically urge you to pay a premium price and go with a more luxurious tour. In Vietnam, and indeed Halong Bay, the old adage that you get what you pay for rings truer than ever.

Think about it – is it really reasonable to expect to pay $15 – $30 for a combination bus trip and boat tour, sometimes even with an overnight stay, and expect to get much for your money? I don’t think so; not even in Vietnam.

Add in that it has become second nature for tour companies to scam you and lie to you in Hanoi, thinking they’ll never see you again, and doing your research ahead of time is crucial. One fantastic site for reading about trips based in Northern Vietnam is TheNewHanoian.com.

Talk to other tourists about their trips, post on forums like the one mentioned above to ask for referrals, and find a boat company that is setting themselves apart by offering world class tours to people who are willing to pay more.

I saw some Asian tourists on other boats who had done this and were riding lavish indeed, and best of all, you’ll get real customer service rather than the cheap Halong Bay variety.

3. Start at Cat Ba Island

Another way to get the most out of Halong Bay is to avoid the bus/boat combo tickets and shoot straight to Cat Ba. From there, you can get to know the people at your hotel and book day tickets off of the island, circumventing the scammers who often come from Hanoi. Cat Ba also offers great trips trekking across the island or kayaking through karsts in the smaller, more unspoiled Lan Ha Bay.

4. Pay Attention to the Season

Any trip to Halong Bay will be a little more sane if you go in the off season from around late September to June. Not to mention that if you decide to stay on Cat Ba Island, the hotel rooms will go for a fraction of the price during off season – I had an ocean-view room for a mere $10 a night with one of the most amazing sunsets I’ve seen in all my travels.

5. Avoid it completely

You don’t have to go to Halong Bay to see the scenery it has become famous for. As noted in The Lonely Planet, the limestone-studded waters continue all the way up to Southern China, and the view is just as breath-taking. Ask around about Bai Tu Long Bay to get a sense of what Halong Bay was like before the tourists arrived.

The waters there are largely untouched and don’t have the crowds or water pollution you find in Halong. It’s definitely off the beaten track, but with a little extra effort, you can make it happen. People are starting to get word about these other places but still largely avoid them because the lack of tourist infrastructure.

All Photos By Gregw66 on Flickr

But if you recognize the perceived problems in Vietnam and want to give it a go and form your own opinion, or just think it’s still worth the extra effort and energy, the question on your mind is likely: “So how do I minimize or otherwise deal with this issue?”

Great question, so let’s look at the situation from a practical traveler’s perspective.

It’s hard to say exactly how to avoid being scammed, cheated, and overcharged in Vietnam. Unfortunately, I’m strongly of the opinion that you will not avoid it – people who go the politically-correct route and insist they were treated with nothing but kindness and never overcharged are, in my opinion, not paying attention.

Here’s why.

One thing I noticed in Vietnam is that if you never argue a bill or bargain or pay attention to being overcharged, the locals are more than happy to scam you with a smile. So you can have a very good time as long as you’re willing to just plop down the money and go on with your day, not blinking an eyelid – hiding behind rose-tinted glasses, so to speak.

As an example of what I mean, I sat down to dinner with plenty of foreigners who were sporting their own rose-tinted glasses and rolled my eyes as they smiled through the scams, didn’t even look at the bill, and thought nothing at paying two times what they should have paid. All the while proclaiming how they couldn’t understand why people had a problem with traveling in Vietnam…

Well, of course they didn’t understand. Never mind the tips they eagerly threw down that were equal to 5 – 10 days a local’s salary (for very sub-standard service). Is it any wonder that people robbed them with a smile when there was money spilling out of their pockets and a dazed grin on their face?

To reiterate, I read a story online about a man who was approached even “off the beaten track” and hounded for 10 minutes as he walked down the street by a lady trying to sell him something. He finally gave her some money to stop bothering him and she demanded twice the amount!

This all goes back to the Vietnamese cultural idea that foreigners owe them something. They seem to believe we have an obligation to go there and pay, pay, pay. They seem to have the idea we are all rich and can afford it because they don’t understand our own cultural realities.

So if you just want to go through your travels with no problems and aren’t opposed to being cheated, then don’t study your bill, don’t argue obvious scams, and spend your heart out. Keep in mind, however, that this attitude does nothing but empty your pocketbook unfairly and make it more difficult for future travelers.

Or, perhaps an even more sensible option is to be a tourist in Vietnam instead of a traveler.

I never recommend this anywhere, but due to my personal observations of traveling in Vietnam, I’m of the opinion you are better off spending extra money to stay in more luxury hotels, go on more luxury tours, and have guides that get paid well to care about your better interest. On a similar vein, by sticking to nicer restaurants, you at least know the price you’re going to pay and don’t have to wonder if you will be extorted.

It’s right there on the menu, and they don’t usually have a different one just for foreigners.

In my opinion, if you want to experience Vietnam but don’t want to be cheated, paying higher prices is simply insurance on having a good time and enjoying the country.

Otherwise, just accept what is going to happen to you and take preventative measures by always agreeing on prices ahead of time, double checking every bill, and relying on the experiences of other travelers so you can stick with trustworthy venues. And be very, very patient.

You will get scammed and overcharged no matter what, but you can at least minimize the damage (and the begrudging attitude you may struggle with from time to time). And if you’re in a situation where you’ve been obviously cheated, you can often just hand them what you should owe them and walk away. Just be prepared to give in if a physical threat ensues.

It’s an ugly picture, I know, and I hate to fear monger, but my own opinion of Vietnam (a country I will visit again, by the way) suggests that you should either prepare for some practical measures or avoid it completely. And if you want a nice, peaceful vacation rather than immersion in a fascinating yet trying cultural experience, try Thailand, Malaysia, Laos, or the Philippines. You’ll still get scammed from time to time, but it’s not done with such a vengeance, and it’s easier to avoid.

After all, even most other Southeast Asians are quick to tell you that Vietnamese are the most aggressive people in the region in many different ways.

I went to Vietnam knowing their reputation as being more aggressive than other Southeast Asians. I knew they were going to sell to me more, scold me more, and that drinking around them was more likely to result in a physical altercation of some sort. As someone who has traveled extensively in other countries and spent a good deal of time living specifically in Southeast Asia, I still did my best to arrive with an open mind and a determination to get off the beaten track.

I realized quickly that it wasn’t enough.

While these are certainly my own experiences, I found that I was constantly overcharged – far more so than ever happens in Thailand, for instance – cheated, lied to, yelled at, and aggressively cornered by touts. In one instance, a tour guide threatened to throw me (and others) off of his boat, and in other multiple cases, I agreed on a price for a meal only to be charged much more when the bill came and received an aggressive, threatening response when I objected.

In Hanoi, it’s not even enough to demand taxis use meters because they often are rigged to run twice as fast! Not to mention all the doubling back and circling your actual destination. I almost got caught with this scam, but luckily a fellow passenger had a map and was watching the streets closely. Instead of giving us our change, this same driver jumped back in the car and sped off before we could even stutter.

Add in the cold attitude, and my own experience was that Vietnam was the least welcoming country I’d ever traveled in.

So why is it this way? While a lot of people are quick to throw around racial prejudices about the Vietnamese people, I don’t think that’s going to help the problem. Certainly something needs to change, but the very fact that there are many Vietnamese who welcome you with a warm smile, invite you into their homes, and turn down your money rather than gobble it up suggests to me it is a cultural issue but by no means an ethnic issue.

I’m no scholar on the matter, but one explanation is that the North Vietnamese (my travels were confined to this region) have been taught by their government their entire lives that all of their problems are to be blamed on foreigners, especially French and Americans. While the French and the Americans have certainly played their part in Vietnam’s misery, it is by no means the complete answer to the problems they’ve faced and why they are where they are today.

And the fact that so many other countries live in such dire poverty and don’t act in this manner suggests there is more going on.

It’s no secret that the Vietnamese government strictly controls the paradigms of the Vietnamese public. While Americans certainly weren’t innocent of the horrors of the Vietnam War, for instance, our citizens today at least are given in the luxury of living in a nation where we can access both sides of the story if we want to learn more.

Vietnamese citizens, many argue, have been taught their whole lives that foreigners are responsible for their misery. And this may have a large part to do with the way they treat travelers who come to their home.

So the big question is, with all the scamming and the unwelcoming attitude of Vietnamese people (not all of them but enough to make it a headache), is it even worth a visit? I would say that based on my experiences in North Vietnam, if you’re looking for a vacation, lounging on the beach and enjoying the tropics while learning about a new culture, go somewhere else.

Or, if you do plan to visit, be the ultimate tourist and stick to luxury resorts, separating yourself completely from the locals.

I know it sounds harsh, but that’s how I feel based on my own experiences in the North of Vietnam.

That said, do I plan to go back, and if so, will I take the above advice? I will go back, and I don’t plan to stick in luxury resorts, or if I do, I plan to get out interacting with the locals as much as possible.

The reason is that I personally feel like Vietnam, despite its drawbacks, is a fascinating place to experience. I feel like, especially as an American, there is a lot to learn in Vietnam about the nature of war, the healing of wounds, the overcoming of differences, and resilience of the human spirit.

I’ll go there to fulfill this fascination, to grow as a person. But if you’re not looking for that in your travel experience at the moment, go somewhere else…at least until Vietnam changes it’s tune.

If you do want to go to Vietnam, regardless of the challenges, and experience all it has to offer, check out our next article about how to best avoid these problems in-country.

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Don’t worry about this too much as it is more owed to the new spices your stomach is getting used to rather than any third or second world parasites.

What you should worry about, however, are the toilets….here are some things you might want to think about.

The Squat Toilet

Let’s jump to the worst of it right off the bat…the squat toilet.  If you’ve never seen a squat toilet, prepare for one of the greatest treats of the road.  You can basically expect to encounter these just about anywhere the poorer classes hang out (with the income dynamics here, that means most places), and you’ll often find them in public restrooms.

A squat toilet is nothing more than a small porcelain bowl, usually down close to the floor.  There are two foot pads you are meant to stand on, and then you pull your pants down and let er’ rip, which as you can imagine is an amazing feat of balance and coordination.

Rumor has it the body of a person from Southeast Asia is built in such a way that squatting is actually easier for them (if you believe the rumors, that is), but for a farang fresh off the boat, it is trying to say the least. To imagine, think of doing yoga while trying to relieve yourself without getting anything on the back of the pants bundled up around your ankles.

My suggestion: just take your pants off.  Most of these types of toilets have a hook hanging on the wall or door, and that’s exactly what it is for.

But it gets even better.  Not only are you forced to do gymnastics just to go to the toilet, you’re then expected to wipe your butt without toilet paper.  Most of these squat toilets have nothing more than a bucket of water and a little bowl, and they expect you to use that to splash and wipe yourself (using your left hand only, of course).

This is not for the light-hearted foreigner and should be reserved for that three in the morning emergency in the back of a bar down some jungle path—you know what I mean, those nights when you will actually forget what you resorted to.

The best thing to do is never, ever, ever getting caught without a small emergency stash of toilet paper or tissues.

Or, even better, I always travel with small travel packs of baby wipes stuffed in my backpack.  Nothing feels better on the road than knowing the cleanest part of your dust-covered body is the holiest of holes.

In all types of toilets in Asia (except for the most “civilized” places where it might be posted on the wall that it’s okay) do not put the toilet paper in the toilet bowl!  Look for a small trashcan next to the toilet.  This is where the used toilet paper goes—in many places, the sewer system just cannot handle it.

When you are done with the squat toilet, use the bowl to scoop water into the toilet—this is how to flush. About 3 bowls ought to get her done.

The Butt Hose

Another interesting development in the Southeast Asian toilet world is what we sophisticated expats refer to as “the butt hose.”  The butt hose is just what it sounds like, a hose attached to the back of the toilet with a nozzle that is meant to spray down your butt after you finish.

While this is great in theory (and actually quite refreshing in this heat once you get the hang of it), the reality of the situation can be quite dismal.  Butt hoses seem to come in two types—when you pull the little trigger, you either get a weak stream that wouldn’t knock a mosquito out of the air or the water comes out with enough pressure to tear plaster off the walls.

The trick is to always check the butt hose pressure before sitting down to do your business.  Just point it down into the toilet bowl and pull the trigger.  Also, you should always check this before renting a place if you are keen on learning the intricacies of butt hose cleaning.

Regular Toilets

In areas that have a steady influx of foreigners, you will typically find some regular toilets in both hotels and some restaurants/bars—you will also find them in shopping malls and other places frequented by middle and upper class Thais.  Some of these will have butt hoses, and some will have toilet paper.

Please be aware that some will have neither and may or may not have someone outside charging a few baht for some tissues, leaving you to wonder just what the hell they expect you to do about wiping your arse.

Logical or not, you’ve been warned, so again, be prepared.

So as you can see, navigating the toilet scene in Southeast Asia is not without it’s obstacles, but with a little bit of an open mind, some patience, and some backup T.P., you can get through.  Good luck, and don’t forget to flush!

Oh, and always shake hands with your right….

Here are 5 reasons for you to chew on while en route.

1. Let’s Face It—It Really Can Be a Blast

I’ll admit it—hanging out in the expat spots and tourist bars can be a blast. These places are naturally party meccas, and even the locals who congregate there tend to be the fun-loving, open-minded types. You’ll never be short of people to carouse with when you travel the world’s big travel destinations, that’s for sure—your biggest danger is usually that you’ll have too much fun. And you probably will.

2. Meet Travelers from the World Over

I come to Thailand to meet Thais. I go to France to meet French people. When I went to Hawaii, I wanted to meet some native Hawaiians. I don’t come to meet Asia to meet Europeans, for instance.

But having said that, every time I do go to these places, I meet amazing people from all over the world. They are often well-traveled, intelligent, and tons of fun. Most have great stories to tell, and if you make it a point to collect Facebook handles and emails, you might end up with free places to stay all over the planet. Not a bad deal.

3. It’s No Less a Part of That Country

One thing a lot of people forget, even me at times, is that a tourist destination is no less a part of the country. A country and culture is in constant flux, evolving as it adapts to changing media, technologies, and, yes, tourism. So the people who are in constant contact with tourists and living that action-packed lifestyle are no less a part of the country than anyone else.

They are living a different lifestyle, and it’s important not to forget your experiences with them are not necessarily the kind you’d have with people from other parts of the country, but they are still a sub-culture there. I’m going to have a different experience visiting a punk bar in San Francisco than if I spend the night in Salsa Club there, for instance, but that doesn’t make either of them less San Francisco, does it now?

4. It is Convenient

I’ve been very fortunate to get to live here in this country for two amazing years. I try to spend a month at least everywhere I go. But that doesn’t mean everyone is so fortunate, and sometimes people don’t get to stay long.

In these cases, you might be better off just accepting the fact you’re only going to get the chance to spend a week trudging beaches and lying in lawn chairs at the resort spas. Poor you. Try to get out to a few locals-only spots if you can, but if not, don’t beat yourself up about it.

And keep in mind that the less exposure you have to a new culture, the more dangerous your cultural misunderstandings can be, especially if alcohol is involved. So be on your best behavior.

5. Snobs Are Annoying

No one likes a stuck up snob, whatever their reason. As adamant as I often am about my own travel inclinations, I try my best not to act like one. Sometimes I’ll find myself in the middle of nowhere and I’ll notice another foreigner and will say hi or try to talk to them, just because it seems odd not to as we have something obvious in common and are both strangers. More often than not, in these far off places, you’ll find yourself being ignored or blown off, as if your presence is somehow a threat to their experience.

I can’t help but laugh.

The world is full of interesting and amazing people to meet, and I stand by my choice to get as deep into a new culture as I can, but don’t overdo it. You might miss out on some chances for great travel experiences, and you might miss the chance to meet some of the most unique people on Earth—world travelers.

Here are 5 things to remember about feet when hiking around the Land of Smiles.

1. Take Off Your Shoes

You’d have to be pretty dense to miss this one. When you enter most Thai homes, and even many restaurants and shops, you will see a collection of shoes outside the front door. No, that’s not a new spin on Southeast Asian décor—you’re expected to take your shoes off. Even if a Thai insists you don’t have to do this, I still do, unless every one else is truly stomping around the house with their shoes on.

When in doubt, go with taking them off.

2. Don’t Point With Your Feet

Pointing with your feet can also get you in a bit of trouble, and most Westerners don’t realize how often we actually do just that. When our hands are full we will often use our feet to move an object, gesture at something, and possibly even pick something up if we are barefooted.

All not cool here in Thailand. If you can, avoid even pointing at people with your feet accidently, which can happen if you often cross your legs when seated.

3. Keep Your Feet Off the Furniture

It always kind of blows my mind when I see a foreigner throw their feet up on a table or anything, really, while relaxing in a restaurant, train, or hotel. In my own opinion, this is pretty rude no matter where you are—unless you’re in your own home, of course. In Thailand, it is a horrifying blunder—don’t do it.

4. Don’t Touch Anyone’s Shoes

People don’t want you touching their feet any more than they will ever want to touch yours, and this extends to shoes. So try to avoid picking up someone else’s shoes and handing them over or any nonsense like that. In a similar fashion, keep your shoes away from others—sounds easy enough, but a lot of backpackers do make a habit of stringing their extra shoes off of their backpacks when trekking around, and these can easily bump into people in crowded situations.

5. Never Point Your Feet at Religious Effigies

The whole foot thing carries on into the Buddhist temples, where you will definitely be expected to remove your shoes. When sitting cross-legged or kneeling, be conscious of where you point your stubby digits—definitely away from the statues of Buddha.

6. Don’t Touch Someone’s Head with Your Feet—Okay, Are You TRYING to Get Killed?

Okay, I’m giving you a hard time…kind of. Tying back into the last Thai taboo we talked about, keep your feet far, far, far away from other people’s heads. I don’t know why they would end up there anyways, but hey, it bears mentioning.

The worst thing you can do is touch the most sacred part of someone’s body with the dirtiest, most unholy part of yours. It’s the ultimate disrespect, and if you cross that line, you just might end up becoming the one taking a couple Muay Thai feet to the dome.

Just sayin’.

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Only, you’re big enough to really get under people’s skin with your mistakes. So I’d like to write a series of articles about Thailand taboos to give you some ideas of things you should watch out for.
The one I want to talk about today is the head as a sacred part of the body. In cultural Thai history, the head is believed to hold the kwan, or the force of life, and for many people this still holds true today. Even in cases where it doesn’t, the social conditioning is such that Thai people are very defensive about touching on the head.

This can be a bit of a challenge to remember as a foreigner. In some Western countries, when someone is teasing us, we inadvertently slap them upside their head—usually softly, but I suppose it depends on your social circle. Do this to a Thai who you don’t know extremely well, and prepare for a look of extreme shock to surface on their face.

In fact, you’ll notice young children do this to annoy each other, but only when they are the best of friends. I’ve heard it likened to how some Western children will flick each other in the back of the ear.

You’ll also see couples do it to each other, and in my experience it typically happens when the male is the obviously dominant half of the relationship, and he does it to his girlfriend or “gik” in a teasing manner—almost like picking on your younger sister. I can only conclude it’s a part of reinforcing emotional dominance (by the way, if that sounds strange to you, a lot of that goes on in the earlier stages of men and women dating in America as well, although the one with emotional control is more likely to go either way gender-wise, generalization or not).

At any rate, this is definitely something you should be aware of. I have friends who I’ve done this to in Thailand, but I don’t advocate that at all unless you’ve been here a LONG time and really understand the culture and where your relationship stands. When I do it with my friends, it’s really a big joke and meant to somewhat annoy them—as it is when they do it to me.

Don’t immediately assume your Thai/Western friendships are on the same level as I literally spend every single day with these people and have a great emotional understanding of the nuances. And NEVER do this to someone who is significantly older than you are.
If you do make a blunder in this department, an apology is usually enough to clear it up.

On one last note, standing tall, with your head above other people when walking by, whether they are sitting or standing, is also considered bad form. It generally feels to Thais as if you are displaying dominant status, and unless you are rich enough and/or old enough to actually have that status, it is rude to do that.
Instead, make it a point to drop your head a little when passing by groups of people, and if you are walking through a crowd of people who are sitting, crouch down a little to at least show some sign that you understand the dynamic and are trying to account for it.

In a situation where people are sitting on the floor and eating, you may want to go as far as to walk in a squat until you are off the eating mats and out of the group.

Watch what everyone else is doing and follow the majority—then you should be fine. In these situations, it’s usually the best bet, but sometimes it helps to know what you’re looking for.

More taboos to come.

1. I Have Forgotten About Time

Somehow I manage to run an online business, but half of the time (okay, maybe 75% or more), I have no clue what day it is or what time it is. My personal assistant, who lives in the Philippines, is constantly reminding me what day it is and what needs to be done. Time is just a dimension that isn’t quite as substantial here, and for me that works (albeit, it doesn’t exactly work for everyone I do business with).

I eat when I’m hungry. I eat when I’m tired. I go when I want to go. And that’s oh so Thai.

2. My Need for Solitude Nearly Vanished

I’ve always been an extreme independent. I always had lots of friends, but I was the kind of person who really needed to get my alone time, where I would read books, write, or just reflect on life. That part of me still exists a little bit, and I’d like to cultivate it more again, but in many ways I’ve finally become used to always having people at my side.

Like many of the Thais, everywhere I go I am with my friends until I make my way to my room at night, and I imagine it will take some getting used to the silence again.

3. You’d Have to Try to Run Me Over With a Car to Upset Me

Actually, come to think of it, I’ve been hit by a car twice on my motorbike and neither time did I get angry, so I suppose you’d have to intend to run me over with a car to upset me.

It’s really hard for me to get irritated or mad now. Minor inconveniences, like my internet going down for a day or the shop being a few days late on the promised date for a fixed motorbike, would be HIGHLY unlikely to shake me. I’ve really taken to the “mai bpen rai” attitude of the Thais, and although this cultural trait has at times been accused of being the reason many social injustices are allowed to go on, I feel it is an improvement in my case.

I still stand up for my beliefs when the time is right, but the things I cannot change are unlikely to upset my day.

4. I’m No Longer as Ambitious About Travel

Interestingly enough, my wanderlust has largely faded. This has been the biggest shock of all. I’ve always been the type who wanted to see as many countries and beautiful places on this planet as possible. Now, I have to scrape up the ambition to even leave town. It’s an odd feeling for someone who always felt they needed to leave when they were back home—always restless—but I can’t help feel it’s just out of sheer comfort.

I still plan to see many other places, and I’m hoping getting some miles under my feet will reawaken my thirst for travel—because there are certainly many places in this world well worth seeing. But here in Thailand it’s as if I’m in my own little bubble.

Time still ticks out there in the rest of the world. History continues to unfold and my family and friends go on living life without me. It’s not necessarily a good thing, but I’ve reached a point in my life where that’s out there and this is here…this is my life.

Such is Thailand, I suppose.

Here are some tips when looking at guesthouses on the lower end of the spectrum.

1. Get Off the Beaten Track

Of course, I always advocate this and you might be tired of hearing it, but it pays not only due to the experience but in terms of baht as well. The farther you get from tourist areas, the cheaper the rooms and the more you get at the lower prices.

2. Always Look At the Room

Never, ever—no matter how tired and road-worn you are—rent a room in Thailand without looking first. In fact, ask to see a few of them. You will be amazed at how different two rooms in one guesthouse are—not to mention just how horrible they can sometimes be.

3. Always Check Out the Bed

For me, the bed is the most important part of any room. It doesn’t have to be pretty, but it does have to be soft. And beds in Thai guesthouses can be hard as a rock. Also, they can sometimes have bed bugs, so if you wake up with bites, it’s a good idea to change rooms or change guesthouses.

4. Check the Water Pressure

Another important one for me is water pressure. Check the temperature while you’re at it. In many of the lower-end guesthouses, there will be no hot water, but if there is supposed to be, make sure it’s actually hot. After all, you’re paying for it.
Nothing is so priceless on the backpacker trail as a good shower—other than the bed I mentioned above, that is.

5. Is There a Place to Store Valuables?

It’s also important to see if they have a place to keep your valuables. Many times, this will be a safe in the room or lobby. Sometimes, a room with plenty of great hiding spots is good enough for me, and it’s something I always keep an eye out for.

6. Stay Near a Market

Staying near a market—and maybe some pubs (not too close if noise is an issue)—is always a good idea. Less tuk tuk rides and plenty of adventure within walking distance.

They say living in a walkable neighborhood adds significant years to a person’s life, and when you live as a traveler, you may not be getting the fitness you need. So it’s a good decision for your health, your budget, and your sense of a good time.

Sleep well!